Dementia Don says this would not have happened if he was allowed to finish building his gold-plated ballroom.
Fox News is having a field day this morning. Bold red headlines for an assassination attempt that was not an assassination attempt. The “shooter,” now predictably called a “lone wolf,” did not threaten Trump or anyone else in at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. It is said he ran through an area where the Secret Service stood on their hands and shot an agent who was not seriously injured. He was saved by a bulletproof vest. Allen was arrested shortly thereafter.
“The White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooter was armed with a shotgun, handgun, and multiple knives, according to DC police chief Jeffrey Carroll,” Ben Swann posted to X. “He attempted to rush past Secret Service reportedly on a level above where the dinner was taking place.”
“Allen graduated from the California Institute of Technology in 2017 with a Bachelor of Science in Mechanical Engineering, according to the LinkedIn profile,” according to the New York Post. “Federal Election Commission records show he donated $25 to Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign in October 2024.”
See how it fits snugly in the MAGA macrocosm? It’s nothing if not a uniparty scrimmage. This Allen character is a Democrat, blood meat for the never ending factional storylines they perpetually distract us with while they start wars and arrange insider trading for their billionaire buddies.
“Cole Allen, a mechanical engineering undergraduate from Caltech in 2017, a computer science master’s from Cal State Dominguez Hills in 2025, currently tutoring people and not registered with any political party. Could it be that he couldn’t find work because of AI and got disillusioned with life? I really hope to know the reason soon,” a post translated from Chinese claims. So much for donating to the Harris campaign.
“The California computer scientist, 31, accused of opening fire at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner isn’t just any would-be killer — he is an elite-trained engineer from Caltech, where students with perfect SAT scores gain admission,” notes another X post.
He was an intern at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory working on AI models for planets, in addition to working as a mechanical engineer at IJK Controls, teaching C2 education, and developing indie games for Bohrdom.
We are expected to believe this guy threw away a potentially bright future in order to assassinate a president—because he was a MAGA allergic “libtard” or something—never mind he didn’t have a chance to get anywhere near sleepy Dementia Don.
It’s still early, so there is time for the feds and their corporate propaganda media to get the story straight, maybe even release a manifesto, as they are wont to do. Deviate from the official narrative, and you’re a conspiracy theorist. Remember, the FBI says “conspiracy theories ‘very likely’ inspire domestic terrorists to commit criminal and sometimes violent acts.”
Others are convinced this engineer is an MKUltra Manchurian Candidate asset programmed to kill. I will need to go back and reference the novel by Richard Condon before I venture any further.
As of this Substack post, they have not arrested a woman in a polkadot dress.
Article posted with permission from Kurt Nimmo
