I do not listen to much commentary from people these days. There are many voices to choose from and among them is Candace Owens. Yes, I know she has presented some things that people don’t get elsewhere, but do consider where she has come from when you listen, if you do. You really have to stop and ask yourself, who is Candace Owens, really, and how did she get where she is?
A recent blog post on Substack by Sir Escanor goes in a rapid fire timeline of how Candace Owens got where she is and some of the strange bedfellows she has had in her rise out of nowhere.
News flash: Candace Owens’ career reads like a CIA casting call, financed by a hedge fund and blessed by the Zionist Organization of America.
Origin story? University dropout. Landed at a private equity firm in New York, because nothing says voice of the people like a Wall Street desk.
Then in 2016 she launched Social Autopsy, a database built to unmask anonymous people online and rat them out to their employers and families.
The internet doxxed her right back.
Built a doxxing machine, got doxxed, and now sells you a privacy app.
The snake didn’t just eat its tail. It sold you the tail as a subscription. 🧾
The launch? Turning Point USA. Charlie Kirk’s machine picked her up, polished her, and handed her a mic. BLEXIT, the speaking circuit, PragerU videos, Trump retweets. Her “enemies” built her from the ground up, then acted shocked when she bit them.
The blessing? April 2019, testifying before Congress, seated next to Morton Klein, president of the ZOA, the oldest pro-Israel lobby in America.
Then the photo op: Candace, arm in arm with Klein and ZOA board chairman Mark Levenson. ZOA’s own caption:
“Black Conservative Activist & Zionist Candace Owens.”
Their words, not mine. Cope.
Three years later, ZOA put out a statement condemning her.
From “Zionist” in their captions to the villain in their press releases. Fastest conversion since Saul hit the road to Damascus.
The money? The face of GloriFi, Peter Thiel’s “anti-woke” bank. Promised to dethrone Chase. Lasted 3 months, about as long as a TikTok trend.
Goldco gold ads between episodes. Roger Stone’s seal of approval. Nothing says “outsider” like a Zionist swinger vouching for you.
The marriage? December 2018, a Turning Point UK dinner in London.
Seventeen days later, George Farmer proposes over FaceTime. Most people take longer to pick a Netflix show.
Married at Trump Winery. Romance.
George didn’t just chair Turning Point UK. He wrote the check for it. She confirmed that to me herself.
Daddy-in-law? Lord Michael Farmer. Billionaire metals trader, former Conservative Party treasurer, and an actual lord in the House of Lords.
In 2021 Rebekah Mercer handpicked George to run Parler, the platform her family bankrolled.
And who was standing in the middle of the whole love story? Allie Hanley, TPUSA advisory council, whose late husband chaired the board of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.
Seventeen days, a TPUSA matchmaker, and a billionaire father-in-law. Totally organic. Nothing to see here.
The career? Ben Shapiro’s Daily Wire. Cashed his checks for three years. Fired March 22, 2024. 3/22. Skull and Bones would like a word.
Overnight, she was the brave rebel who’d escaped the Zionists who’d been signing her paychecks since 2021.
The religion? Catholic convert. Then went on camera and called herself “one of the Masons of TPUSA.” Rosary in one hand, apron in the other.
The show? Sued for defamation by the President of France and his wife, after spending a year insisting Brigitte has a penis. Leaked Charlie Kirk’s private texts after he was killed. Now at war with the Turning Point that built her, selling Shawn Ryan’s “privacy” app between rants.
Let’s add it up. A doxxing database, a Wall Street desk, a ZOA photo op, a Thiel bank, a Mercer platform, a lord’s son, a seventeen-day engagement, a Daily Wire paycheck, and a self-declared Mason.
Mean Girls meets the Manchurian Candidate.
And her cult still thinks Lady Farmer is just like them.
Get real, you sackless simps.
