Denver Airport Installs Talking Gargoyle That Says “Welcome To The Illuminati Headquarters, I mean, Denver International Airport!”

On Thursday, reps for DEN unveiled the chatty creature, perched in the main terminal, in honor of the airport’s 24th year in operation, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports. The airport shared video footage of the eloquent gargoyle surprising passersby to YouTube, where it has since gone viral with over 70,000 views.