‘Twas the night before impeachment, when all through the Congress
Not a swamp thing was idle, not even Schiffness;
The false documents were spread to the charlatan pimps,
In hopes the Republicans would be intelligently limp;
The leftist public was eager to see Trump maligned,
While slobbering and drooling as Pelosi opined;
Anti-constitutionalists in their zeal, as conservatives look on,
Paraded around in vulgarity proving their minds had just gone;
The media reacted with expected untruths,
As they countered and dodged alternative media sleuths;
Alternative media uncovered the flack,
And spread the facts faster than a duck can quack;
The Google police worked hard to suppress,
What many a You-Tuber worked to express;
The info was spread across all the airwaves,
As pimp after pimp wanted to rave;
With charge after charge beginning to crumble,
Pelosi and Schiff began their outrageous grumble;
The country watched as the show progressed,
With new charges invented by the heads of Congress;
More rapid than eagles their witness list grew,
As they pulled liars and whistleblowers out of a stew;
Comey, and Brennan, Clapper, Stzrok and Page,
Threw Carter, Papadopoulus and more in a rage;
To the top of a pile, gathered all in a heap,
Were FISA court doctored warrants they sowed for the reap;
The liars exposed, and a loss close at hand,
The pimps changed rhetoric hoping something would land;
So out to the media these charlatans strolled,
To paint a bad picture on how President Trump rolled;
Tweet after Tweet Trump would swiftly counter,
Pelosi’s spewing out some cheap loud banter;
While heads of the public started to swim,
Schiff conducted hearings by rules on a whim;
He huffed and he puffed trying to blow the House down,
As Ratcliffe and Jordan countered Schiff’s charges as if from a clown;
Ratcliffe presented 3500 pages of deposition,
Proving the Swamp had zip for this inquisition;
Schiff’s looks during the show said much to all,
Since he put Democrats’ faults upon Trump for a fall;
He often possessed a deer in the headlight look,
While trying to pass himself off not to be a crook;
Schiff cut off Republicans in the hearings he led,
And, no one had to wonder if his snow was yellow or red;
He kept his hand on the microphone kill switch,
To stop all GOP questions by speaking in a twitch;
His gig almost up as the witch-hunt exposed,
All the lies, untruths and witnesses deposed;
He retained a face that was almost straight,
While he ignored true crimes like Clinton emailgate;
He protected this whistleblower’s ID,
As he gave Snowden a fiddle-dee-dee;
The ridiculousness of these hearings do tell,
Just how far the republic has fell;
Stacking the deck to see Trump bumped out,
These charlatan hacks act like they-re stout;
But, the public now realizes this is a show,
As the polls disclose what the people do know;
Schiff and Pelosi will push the impeachment ploy,
Until burying anti-constitutionalists to constitutionalists’ joy.
‘Twas The Night Before Impeachment
Written by: Suzanne Hamner
Published on: November 25, 2019
‘Twas the night before impeachment, when all through the Congress
Not a swamp thing was idle, not even Schiffness;
The false documents were spread to the charlatan pimps,
In hopes the Republicans would be intelligently limp;
The leftist public was eager to see Trump maligned,
While slobbering and drooling as Pelosi opined;
Anti-constitutionalists in their zeal, as conservatives look on,
Paraded around in vulgarity proving their minds had just gone;
The media reacted with expected untruths,
As they countered and dodged alternative media sleuths;
Alternative media uncovered the flack,
And spread the facts faster than a duck can quack;
The Google police worked hard to suppress,
What many a You-Tuber worked to express;
The info was spread across all the airwaves,
As pimp after pimp wanted to rave;
With charge after charge beginning to crumble,
Pelosi and Schiff began their outrageous grumble;
The country watched as the show progressed,
With new charges invented by the heads of Congress;
More rapid than eagles their witness list grew,
As they pulled liars and whistleblowers out of a stew;
Comey, and Brennan, Clapper, Stzrok and Page,
Threw Carter, Papadopoulus and more in a rage;
To the top of a pile, gathered all in a heap,
Were FISA court doctored warrants they sowed for the reap;
The liars exposed, and a loss close at hand,
The pimps changed rhetoric hoping something would land;
So out to the media these charlatans strolled,
To paint a bad picture on how President Trump rolled;
Tweet after Tweet Trump would swiftly counter,
Pelosi’s spewing out some cheap loud banter;
While heads of the public started to swim,
Schiff conducted hearings by rules on a whim;
He huffed and he puffed trying to blow the House down,
As Ratcliffe and Jordan countered Schiff’s charges as if from a clown;
Ratcliffe presented 3500 pages of deposition,
Proving the Swamp had zip for this inquisition;
Schiff’s looks during the show said much to all,
Since he put Democrats’ faults upon Trump for a fall;
He often possessed a deer in the headlight look,
While trying to pass himself off not to be a crook;
Schiff cut off Republicans in the hearings he led,
And, no one had to wonder if his snow was yellow or red;
He kept his hand on the microphone kill switch,
To stop all GOP questions by speaking in a twitch;
His gig almost up as the witch-hunt exposed,
All the lies, untruths and witnesses deposed;
He retained a face that was almost straight,
While he ignored true crimes like Clinton emailgate;
He protected this whistleblower’s ID,
As he gave Snowden a fiddle-dee-dee;
The ridiculousness of these hearings do tell,
Just how far the republic has fell;
Stacking the deck to see Trump bumped out,
These charlatan hacks act like they-re stout;
But, the public now realizes this is a show,
As the polls disclose what the people do know;
Schiff and Pelosi will push the impeachment ploy,
Until burying anti-constitutionalists to constitutionalists’ joy.
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