Smelt Somethin’ Fishy About the California Drought? It’s Liberals

Published on: April 16, 2015

Cut back on your water usage California! Don’t you know that water is needed to grow those marijuana plants people like to smoke and make brownies with? And don’t you know they need the water for the cotton mouth they get? So take it from Cher, “We can all pay more for gas, but when the waters gone we can’t bring it back if it doesn’t exist.” That’s right California. We insignificant creatures have the power to make water non existent. Hear more in this ZoNation!

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AlfonZo Rachel is a Christian conservative social/political humorist. His work is distinguished by his grinning delivery and rapid-fire rant style in his video commentaries called ZoNation on PJTV.com Rachel is also the founder and drummer for the hard rock band, 20 lb SLEDGE.

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