Cut back on your water usage California! Don’t you know that water is needed to grow those marijuana plants people like to smoke and make brownies with? And don’t you know they need the water for the cotton mouth they get? So take it from Cher, “We can all pay more for gas, but when the waters gone we can’t bring it back if it doesn’t exist.” That’s right California. We insignificant creatures have the power to make water non existent. Hear more in this ZoNation!
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Smelt Somethin’ Fishy About the California Drought? It’s Liberals
Written by: Alfonzo Rachel
Published on: April 16, 2015
Cut back on your water usage California! Don’t you know that water is needed to grow those marijuana plants people like to smoke and make brownies with? And don’t you know they need the water for the cotton mouth they get? So take it from Cher, “We can all pay more for gas, but when the waters gone we can’t bring it back if it doesn’t exist.” That’s right California. We insignificant creatures have the power to make water non existent. Hear more in this ZoNation!
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